A Human Flesh Eating Killer Robot

The Pentagon has contracted a Maryland company to develop a robot that powers itself with organic material. Intended to be deployed in war zones, the robot would use that biomass to drive a steam engine. Moving through the battlefield, the hungry 'bot would gobble up "whatever organic material it can find," says a report from Fox News. That includes grass, wood, old furniture — even dead bodies.

Here's the Dept of Defense's idea of something the world needs more of...

Robotic Technology Inc.'s Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robot — that's right, "EATR" — "can find, ingest, and extract energy from biomass in the environment (and other organically-based energy sources), as well as use conventional and alternative fuels (such as gasoline, heavy fuel, kerosene, diesel, propane, coal, cooking oil, and solar) when suitable," reads the company's Web site. That "biomass" and "other organically-based energy sources" wouldn't necessarily be limited to plant material — animal and human corpses contain plenty of energy, and they'd be plentiful in a war zone.

Sounds like a totally awesome idea!   What better green idea then a killer robot that will devour and eviscerate the remaining wounded.  That way no more pesky Veteran's benefits to worry about.  Wounded Vets... NO!!! ...Bio-fuel for the ever growing War machine.    After all... waste not want not!


Wow, what will they think of next...Maybe using aborted fetiuses to produce toxic vaccinations. Then mix that with weapons grade swine flu...accidently of course...then unleash it upon an unsuspecting public...

Ummm...Oh darn they already thought of that ...